A picture of Johnny Two-Dicks. One of his penises is telling him to kill Fuckwit.

One of Johnny Two-Dicks's penises convincing him to get rid of Fuckwit.

Johnny Two-Dicks was a henchmen of Mister Rictus in Wanted. He had no super-powers other than having two penises, one of which talked to him. Much like others in in the comic, he wasn't always a bad guy. In fact, he was a respected young pharmacist who sunk into a life of crime. He was also responsible for beating Fuckwit to death with a crowbar after having Sucker drain his powers.